A Parent's Guide to J-Rock

I don't know who originally wrote this.

A Parent's Guide to J-Rock

1.] Don't worry, your kid probably isn't gay, even though the pictures hanging next to their bed look like girls.

2.] Don't get your kid an English CD for their birthday or any other gift giving holiday, they probably won't like it.

3.] When they show you a picture of their favorite singer, don't instantly assume that it's a girl, it probably isn't.

4.] If you walk into the room while they are on the computer and they minimize the window instantly, don't be offended, it's probably for your own protection.

5.] Don't be surprised if their total clothing and make-up style changes

6.] If they start speaking a language that is almost English, but not quite, don't worry. Its called "Engrish". You'll get used to it.

7.] Don't insult their favorite J-Rockers.

8.] When they start talking about Lucifer, they aren't worshiping Satan.

9.] Buy more ink jet cartridges for the printer, the more pics the fan has, the happier they will be.

10.] Don't be surprised when you can no longer talk to your child about anything except Japan.

11.] Be prepared to learn more than you ever had, about something you never wanted to know about.

12.] A man in a dress is sexy, no matter what you say, nothing can change that.

13.] Don't correct them when they spell the name "hide" with a lower case h, that's how it's done.

14.] When they collect scrap fabrics to make plushies, don't worry, they aren't practicing voodoo.

15.] It doesn't matter that they don't know what the singers are saying, don't bother arguing about it.

16.] J-Rock isn't a phase and they won't grow out of it.


It's really funny right? But I don't think my mom would get it! ROTFLOL.

I'm gonna go to bed now. It's getting really late. See you later okay?!

~ZB24~

PS> It's really awesome keeping a blog like this! I can just write whatever I want!!! *runs around in circles* I should probably make it private though huh? LOL~

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